Tag: Funny
Chicago Performer’s Terrible Portraits Have Become A Hit: ‘I Have No Plan To Get Better’
Logan Square farmers market attendees are flocking to a table in theboulevard…
Cursed Last Bites of Minnesota
for _reasons_, Minnesotans don’t like to take the last bite. Source: Facebook…
‘The Price Is Right’ Contestants Are Frequently High Or Drinking, Claims Host Drew Carey
Some contestants on the game show need some liquid courage, the host…
nearly blowing my head off with a shot of Everclear
so i bought Everclear-like product (Nickolai?), ~10$US for 750mls, for making a…
Why Is Sex in Hotels Better Than Anywhere Else?
The room is so clean that it begs to be defiled. Source:…
The AvE Dictionary
Helping the rest of the world understand Uncle Bumblefuck Source: The AvE…
A Resistance Group Landed a Drone on Top of a Russian Jet. The Footage Is Incredible.
Watch the drone land directly on the A-50 Mainstay’s pancake-shaped radar dish…
Fanny Packs Forever: The Unlikely Endurance of an Infamous Fashion Accessory
You might have seen articles and blog posts in the last couple…
The 2022 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
Oh my goodness, here you are! Welcome, welcome! Source: The 2022 Hater’s…
Relativistic Baseball
Source: Relativistic Baseball worth reading to the end…
Meet Useless (Animal) Farm
Poor Sweet Michael Literal elevator music playing in his brain 24/7. Consistant…
Anonymous Mail Pranks
Send an anonymous mail prank! Pick your favorite mailer from the collection…
Alexa Echo misheard list
Here’s things my Amazon Alexa Echo devices have misheard. In reverse-cron order….
Omnishambles – Wikipedia
Source: Omnishambles – Wikipedia
North Korea blames Covid-laden balloons sent from South for virus outbreak
Experts sceptical of claim, as state media urge citizens to watch out…
Standard Jokes that can be told by number.
2022-06-14 – references to the New York Post, Daily Mail, Toronto Sun,…
Whiskey Wars: Denmark and Canada strike deal to end 50-year row over Arctic island
The Nato allies have been involved in a good-natured spat over ownership…
The Deadweight Loss of Christmas
A funny paper.
A Game Theoretic Approach to the Toilet Seat Problem
A funny paper on how to solve this common problem.
The Weirdly Enduring Appeal of Weird Al Yankovic (Published 2020)
National economies collapse; species go extinct; political movements rise and fizzle. But…
Russian troops in Melitopol plunder $5M farm vehicles from Ukraine — to find they’ve been remotely disabled – CNN
Russian troops in the occupied city of Melitopol have stolen all the…
‘The lunacy is getting more intense’: how Birds Aren’t Real took on the conspiracy theorists
On a march, Peter McIndoe held up a sign and talked about…
funny rfc
RFC 4824 The Transmission of IP Datagrams over the Semaphore Flag Signaling…
Large lube buys…
This seemed a little overboard: Until this came along…
Canadian Tire unveils crypto Canadian Tire Dollars
TORONTO – Three years after retiring its famed rewards system Canadian Tire,…
Evidence of BBQ cover not being used….
2021-10-26 – holy fuck, Batman! look at all the rain! Lucky the…
The Year in Funnies
Some gags about how we lived in 2020, to one day help…
Boone County inmate used body cavity to conceal tiny gun, sheriff’s office says
COLUMBIA, Mo. — An inmate at the Boone County jail is facing…
XKCD – Security, $5 Wrench
Source: Security
Crack Research: Good news about knuckle cracking
One man’s long, noisy, asymmetrical adventure gets him a high five Source:…
Old TV caused village broadband outages
Every morning at 7am when the second hand TV was switched on,…
Transcript: Kim Jong Un’s letters to President Trump – CNNPolitics
Source: Transcript: Kim Jong Un’s letters to President Trump – CNNPolitics “Bob…
Bitcoin hasn’t hit $500K, so now John McAfee has to eat his own…well, just click
Hint: It rhymes with “click.” Source: Bitcoin hasn’t hit $500K, so now…
Joey Chestnut And The Science Behind Competitive Eating | Sport Science | ESPN – YouTube
“Sports” – un-huh. I’m an athlete ’cause I can do this thing……
Al Jaffee, MAD Magazine’s 95-Year-Old Journeyman Cartoonist – YouTube
TL;DR: Just retired as a cartoonist, so they didn’t have to fire…
the Rotterdam butt plug gnome explained
Source: the Rotterdam butt plug gnome explained TL;DR: it’s really a giant…
I am a simple potato guardian who needs my Second Amendment rights – The Washington Post
Source: I am a simple potato guardian who needs my Second Amendment…
How can I ever mow the lawn after Queen’s Brian May badly injured his buttocks while gardening? | The Star
Source: How can I ever mow the lawn after Queen’s Brian May…
The Queen Of England Gives A Speech In A Green Dress And The Photoshoppers Know What To Do (35 Pics)
Source: The Queen Of England Gives A Speech In A Green Dress…
Larry (cat) – Chief Mouser of 10 Downing St. – Wikipedia
Source: Larry (cat) – Wikipedia
Letters of Note: My belly is too much swelling with jackfruit
Source: Letters of Note: My belly is too much swelling with jackfruit
William Shatner gets ‘all horse semen’ in divorce settlement with fourth wife | Calgary Herald
Source: William Shatner gets ‘all horse semen’ in divorce settlement with fourth…
Man uses fishing rod to steal Versace necklace from store on Melbourne’s Little Collins Street – ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
Source: Man uses fishing rod to steal Versace necklace from store on…
Mexico City subway says pee causes escalator breakdowns
Source: Mexico City subway says pee causes escalator breakdowns
ABC told ‘Batman’ actor Burt Ward to take pills to shrink penis
Source: ABC told ‘Batman’ actor Burt Ward to take pills to shrink…
A Conversation With The Guy Who Took Mushrooms And Saw CATS | Birth.Movies.Death.
Source: A Conversation With The Guy Who Took Mushrooms And Saw CATS…
