SUDBURY, ON – Local girlfriend Ashlynn Timbers is currently monitoring her boyfriend as he watches the program she told him was the World Juniors Hockey Tournament, but is in fact the steamy gay romance sensation Heated Rivalry.
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Asked why she initiated this complex streaming deceit, Timbers explains: “Let’s just say that I’ve been, um, enjoying Heated Rivalry on my own for these past few weeks,” noted a visibly flustered Timbers. “I was hoping that Dereck might find it similarly… engaging. And that he then might invite his buddy Jason over.”
