What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector

This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of their own orifices. All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits,…

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this annual list never fails to make me laugh. and ask questions. i sorta get the phallic-shaped thingys (up to a certain size, of course…). but dental picks? these are by design sharp and pointy.

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