[6] if i were to open a hot dog stand…

i hjad this thought after seeing the face of the review dude on the new subway “subdog”.

which i sorta want....

which led me to write this in the s.o.c. file

if i were to oopen a hot dog stand, i would have the weiner avail any way you like: boiled warm, biled split opem, flattop fired in butter, slipt or not, spiral split, flame broiled warm/hot/split, deep fried, you name it.
and any topping you want. anything. challenge me. free dog if you ask for it and i don’t haz. but challenge is: you ask for lutefisk or that chicken embryo (bulat?) or maggot cheese and if i do have it, it goes on your dog and you must eat it. if not agreed, please go elsewhere.

which i fed into gemini+ to get this

as I built a sample hotdog for possible purchase, i noted a dscrpency; you can get “double meat” for $4.50 (so 2 weiners?):

and then later you can add a whole weiner for $2.50:

which reminds me i want to do 2 things

  1. go to a&w, order a root beer, then pour it from their no-ice cup to my ice-filled cup. it’s going into my mouth, i’ll decide how cold it should be (nearly frozen, tooth aching cold) and if it gets too watery (it won’t ‘ cuase it won’t last long enough).
  2. go to that chip truck in ~stratford?? that doesn’t have and won’t have kethup. i’ll take his fries, add some salt, viggar, and thn whip out my bottle of heieze and top my fries right in front of him. staring directly at him while i do it.

which reminds me there should be an automagic way to remind me to do the two things above. when I save a post and it was the magic words “remind me” or similar, add the post to my “to do” list, or add the “to-do” tag to it, etc. or ask me at posting time to pick a date for reminder, and add to my calendar or wheves?

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