clearing snow off car failure

summary by Gemini+:

“The speaker describes trying to clear heavy, slushy snow from their car before getting Starbucks. Initially, they hoped the car’s heat would melt the snow, but instead, they used a cane to push it off. After attempting to dislodge snow from the roof by accelerating and braking, the snow ended up back on the windshield. The speaker finally cleared the snow with the cane, noting that using the wipers prematurely could have caused damage.”

original speech-to-text using Windows 11 Voice Typing, Galaxy Earbuds, no music playing in background.

“So I decided to go out and get Starbucks for me Joan Catherine I look out and I see there’s a lot of snow on top the car but it looks real slushy but I also know it’s pretty heavy so start the car 5 minutes early hoping that the snow will have melted off by the time we get there but get out there it’s not melted off there’s a solid 3 inches of snow mostly slucks on the bottom that wet on the bottom hard coffee or heavy heavy snow so I know I can’t just use the wipers so I look in the back and lo and behold the brush isn’t there might be the trunk but I just see a cane so Jones cane is there so I just decide to use it to push the large blocks of snow off the car off the windshield background shield quick front windshield really hard but I get it done in about 5 minutes I figure I’ll get the stuff on the roof the old wave of just accelerate down the driveway smack the brakes and have it all slide forward on the road as I put the cane back into the back seat and I get back into the car unbeknownst to me all the roof snow has stood forward and is now covering the windshield just like I’d never done anything at all so I laugh and figure well time to get in and we’ll try the old accelerate down the driveway and suddenly slam on the brakes and hopefully it all sides off try that three times no go snow is stuck so how would I get with the cane again and start pushing the snow which is now well packed onto the front windshield another five minutes to get it all brushed off enough that I can run the windshields wipers I suspect if I tried to use the labors at first or with even any amount of that heavy snow we might have broke the motor stripped the strips or whatever broke the wind chill wipers so these are the problems you have in coffee exceeds your dislike of the snow or something”