Happy Holidays to one and all. It’s time to gather ’round the fire with your loved ones for our nation’s oldest and finest tradition: reading about people that jammed things in their holes and couldn’t get them out without medical intervention. All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits, […]
Source: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
list is broken down by orifice. here’s the most important one (Rectum? Damn near killed ’em!):

this respose in the fark.com thread is why i read fark. so many funny people. might be bs, but story made me laugh so hard my stomach was aching.



