TOKYO (AP) — People in a southwestern Japanese city have come under attack from monkeys that are trying to snatch babies, biting and clawing at flesh, and sneaking into nursery schools. The attacks — on 58 people since July 8 — are getting so bad Yamaguchi city hall hired a special unit to hunt the animals with tranquilizer guns.
Source: Japanese city alarmed by biting, clawing, attacking monkeys
… monkeypox… monkey attacks… shit’s on fire, yo!
