{"id":5042,"date":"2020-05-09T15:28:22","date_gmt":"2020-05-09T19:28:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ckms.ca\/?p=5042"},"modified":"2020-05-09T15:28:22","modified_gmt":"2020-05-09T19:28:22","slug":"how-can-i-ever-mow-the-lawn-after-queens-brian-may-badly-injured-his-buttocks-while-gardening-the-star","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/?p=5042","title":{"rendered":"How can I ever mow the lawn after Queen\u2019s Brian May badly injured his buttocks while gardening? | The Star"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Source: <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thestar.com\/entertainment\/opinion\/2020\/05\/08\/how-can-i-ever-mow-the-lawn-after-queens-brian-may-badly-injured-his-buttocks-while-gardening.html\">How can I ever mow the lawn after Queen\u2019s Brian May badly injured his buttocks while gardening? | The Star<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Source: How can I ever mow the lawn after Queen\u2019s Brian May&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[73],"class_list":["post-5042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5042"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5042\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}