{"id":47740,"date":"2026-09-24T20:22:17","date_gmt":"2026-09-25T00:22:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/?p=47740"},"modified":"2026-09-24T20:26:59","modified_gmt":"2026-09-25T00:26:59","slug":"man-who-masturbated-for-nearly-10-hours-describes-penis-as-wounded-soldier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/?p=47740","title":{"rendered":"Man who masturbated for nearly 10 hours describes penis as ‘wounded soldier’"},"content":{"rendered":"
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‘Once I hit the six hour mark, it got harder.<\/em><\/strong>‘<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Source: Man who masturbated for nearly 10 hours describes penis as ‘wounded soldier’<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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til<\/a> there are organized Masturbate-a-thons<\/a>; also, dude is a penis with glasses. trying to find the comedian that said that. apparently Robin Williams<\/a>.? or was it “penis with ears”? now I can’t recall for sure, but doesn’t don rickles? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

note what I did there...<\/span>

wrote the above text, a l,ittle formatting, ralign and shrink to be 1\/4 or less of the para pulled form the article, which is the symantic web idea… i beleive there is a “style” maker or tag in the html that sez “uses this block for a pull quote” or “use this text as a byline”. the data carries metadata that can inform the reader\/browser\/displayer can use to format the blocks as needed for device, personal prefs, horiz\/vertical, etc. then I just pased it into gemini+. i was about to write a question, but then realized the snip below has all it needs. all i did was say hi! to be polite to the robot<\/a>.<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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