{"id":47139,"date":"2026-08-19T23:59:40","date_gmt":"2026-08-20T03:59:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/?p=47139"},"modified":"2026-08-19T23:59:41","modified_gmt":"2026-08-20T03:59:41","slug":"i-tried-airplane-sex-it-was-awkward-and-disgusting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/?p=47139","title":{"rendered":"I tried airplane sex \u2013 it was awkward and disgusting"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignright is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2026\/08\/14\/tried-airplane-sex-awkward-disgusting-29361604\/?ICID=ref_fark\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/SEI_308077268-3d9e.jpg\" alt=\"\" style=\"width:215px;height:auto\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>The floor was wet, which made me wonder how many people missed the seat during turbulence \u2013&nbsp;and the sink was dirty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Source: <em><a href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2026\/08\/14\/tried-airplane-sex-awkward-disgusting-29361604\/\">I tried airplane sex \u2013 it was awkward and disgusting<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>tl;dr: sounds great?  narrator: it ain&#8217;t<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/nope-nope-octopus.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"277\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/nope-nope-octopus.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-42146\" style=\"width:400px;height:auto\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The floor was wet, which made me wonder how many people missed&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[282],"tags":[465,437,137],"class_list":["post-47139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-article","tag-airplanes","tag-nope","tag-sex","wpcat-282-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47139"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47142,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47139\/revisions\/47142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}