{"id":46161,"date":"2026-06-29T16:50:26","date_gmt":"2026-06-29T20:50:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/?p=46161"},"modified":"2026-06-29T17:09:59","modified_gmt":"2026-06-29T21:09:59","slug":"6-if-i-were-to-open-a-hot-dog-stand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/?p=46161","title":{"rendered":"[6] if i were to open a hot dog stand&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>i hjad this thought after seeing the <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/602VcH_MEUo?si=QFQKcRrljrK9WNSy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">face of the review dude on the new subway &#8220;subdog&#8221;<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-hot-dog.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"718\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-hot-dog-1024x718.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46162\" style=\"width:422px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-hot-dog-1024x718.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-hot-dog-300x210.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-hot-dog-768x539.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-hot-dog-1226x860.jpg 1226w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-hot-dog-675x474.jpg 675w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-hot-dog.jpg 1478w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>which i <span class=\"collapseomatic \" id=\"id6a43003e99dc5\"  tabindex=\"0\" title=\"sorta want....\"    >sorta want....<\/span><div id=\"target-id6a43003e99dc5\" class=\"collapseomatic_content \"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"134\" class=\"wp-image-29376\" style=\"width: 150px;\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/al-bundy-sorta-want.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/al-bundy-sorta-want.jpg 536w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/al-bundy-sorta-want-300x269.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/div>  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>which led me to write this in the <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/?p=14320\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"14320\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">s.o.c. file<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>if i were to oopen a hot dog stand, i would have the weiner avail any way you like: boiled warm, biled split opem, flattop fired in butter, slipt or not, spiral split, flame broiled warm\/hot\/split, deep fried, you name it.<br>and any topping you want. anything. challenge me. free dog if you ask for it and i don&#8217;t haz. but challenge is: you ask for lutefisk or that chicken embryo (bulat?) or maggot cheese and if i do have it, it goes on your dog and you must eat it. if not agreed, please go elsewhere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>which i fed into gemini+ to get <a href=\"https:\/\/share.gemini.google\/WkNKozzICeuI\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">this<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>as I built a sample hotdog for possible purchase, i noted a dscrpency; you can get &#8220;double meat&#8221; for $4.50 (so 2 weiners?):<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-menu-discrpency-double-meat-2026-06-29_17-02-42.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"331\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-menu-discrpency-double-meat-2026-06-29_17-02-42-1024x331.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46168\" style=\"width:369px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-menu-discrpency-double-meat-2026-06-29_17-02-42-1024x331.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-menu-discrpency-double-meat-2026-06-29_17-02-42-300x97.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-menu-discrpency-double-meat-2026-06-29_17-02-42-768x248.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-menu-discrpency-double-meat-2026-06-29_17-02-42-1536x496.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-menu-discrpency-double-meat-2026-06-29_17-02-42-1226x396.jpg 1226w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-menu-discrpency-double-meat-2026-06-29_17-02-42-675x218.jpg 675w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-menu-discrpency-double-meat-2026-06-29_17-02-42.jpg 1617w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p> and then later you can add a whole weiner for $2.50:<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-menu-discrpency-double-meat-2026-06-29_17-02-50.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-menu-discrpency-double-meat-2026-06-29_17-02-50-1024x240.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46169\" style=\"width:335px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-menu-discrpency-double-meat-2026-06-29_17-02-50-1024x240.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-menu-discrpency-double-meat-2026-06-29_17-02-50-300x70.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-menu-discrpency-double-meat-2026-06-29_17-02-50-768x180.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-menu-discrpency-double-meat-2026-06-29_17-02-50-1536x360.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-menu-discrpency-double-meat-2026-06-29_17-02-50-1226x288.jpg 1226w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-menu-discrpency-double-meat-2026-06-29_17-02-50-675x158.jpg 675w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/subway-subdog-menu-discrpency-double-meat-2026-06-29_17-02-50.jpg 1569w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>which reminds me i want to do 2 things<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>go to a&amp;w, order a root beer, then pour it from their no-ice cup to my ice-filled cup.  it&#8217;s going into my mouth, i&#8217;ll decide how cold it should be (nearly frozen, tooth aching cold) and if it gets too watery (it won&#8217;t &#8216; cuase it won&#8217;t last long enough).<br><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>go to that chip truck in ~stratford?? that doesn&#8217;t have and won&#8217;t have kethup.  i&#8217;ll take his fries, add some salt, viggar, and thn whip out my bottle of heieze and top my fries right in front of him.  staring directly at him while i do it.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>which reminds me there should be an automagic way to remind me to do the two things above.  when I save a post and it was the magic words &#8220;remind me&#8221; or similar, add the post to my &#8220;to do&#8221; list, or add the &#8220;to-do&#8221; tag to it, etc.  or ask me at posting time to pick a date for  reminder, and add to my calendar or wheves?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i hjad this thought after seeing the face of the review dude&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[282],"tags":[1526,1423],"class_list":["post-46161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-article","tag-business-idea","tag-hot-dogs","wpcat-282-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46161"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46161\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46170,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46161\/revisions\/46170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}