{"id":43645,"date":"2026-01-14T02:38:54","date_gmt":"2026-01-14T07:38:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/?p=43645"},"modified":"2026-01-14T02:38:54","modified_gmt":"2026-01-14T07:38:54","slug":"archaeologists-in-sicily-discover-an-ancient-stylus-with-an-erection-yes-that-kind-of-erection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/?p=43645","title":{"rendered":"Archaeologists in Sicily Discover an Ancient Stylus With an Erection. Yes, That Kind of Erection"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignright is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/gizmodo.com\/archaeologists-in-sicily-discover-an-ancient-stylus-with-an-erection-yes-that-kind-of-erection-2000709647?ICID=ref_fark\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gizmodo.com\/app\/uploads\/2026\/01\/erect-Dionysus.jpg\" alt=\"\" style=\"width:230px;height:auto\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>The over 2,400-year-old ceramist&#8217;s stylus likely features Dionysus&#8230;and his other bits.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Source: <em><a href=\"https:\/\/gizmodo.com\/archaeologists-in-sicily-discover-an-ancient-stylus-with-an-erection-yes-that-kind-of-erection-2000709647\">Archaeologists in Sicily Discover an Ancient Stylus With an Erection. Yes, That Kind of Erection<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/reaction-thats-a-penis.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"331\" height=\"255\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/reaction-thats-a-penis.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-21725\" style=\"width:417px;height:auto\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The over 2,400-year-old ceramist&#8217;s stylus likely features Dionysus&#8230;and his other bits. Source:&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[282],"tags":[539,379],"class_list":["post-43645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-article","tag-italy","tag-penis","wpcat-282-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43645"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43645\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43647,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43645\/revisions\/43647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}