{"id":43455,"date":"2026-01-03T23:08:07","date_gmt":"2026-01-04T04:08:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/?p=43455"},"modified":"2026-01-03T23:08:07","modified_gmt":"2026-01-04T04:08:07","slug":"what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-defector-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/?p=43455","title":{"rendered":"What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignright is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/defector.com\/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-6?ICID=ref_fark\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/1_ca_F5XXjQaVWtkJvGSUYvw.jpg\" alt=\"\" style=\"width:230px;height:auto\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of their own orifices. All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission\u2019s&nbsp;database&nbsp;of emergency room visits,\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Source: <em><a href=\"https:\/\/defector.com\/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-6\">What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>this annual list never fails to make me laugh.  and ask questions.  i sorta get the phallic-shaped thingys (up to a certain size, of course&#8230;).   but dental picks?  these are <strong><em>by design<\/em><\/strong> sharp and pointy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the time of year to be grateful for not having&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[282],"tags":[1621,73],"class_list":["post-43455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-article","tag-bum","tag-funny","wpcat-282-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43455"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43458,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43455\/revisions\/43458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}