{"id":31193,"date":"2023-12-27T04:39:58","date_gmt":"2023-12-27T09:39:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ckms.ca\/?p=31193"},"modified":"2023-12-27T04:54:20","modified_gmt":"2023-12-27T09:54:20","slug":"what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-defector","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/?p=31193","title":{"rendered":"What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"hoverZoomLink alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/1_ca_F5XXjQaVWtkJvGSUYvw.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"206\" height=\"116\"><span style=\"font-size: inherit;\">Happy Holidays to one and all. It\u2019s time to gather \u2019round the fire with your loved ones for our nation\u2019s oldest and finest tradition: reading about people that jammed things in their holes and couldn\u2019t get them out without medical intervention. All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission\u2019s database of emergency room visits, [\u2026]<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Source: <em><a href=\"https:\/\/defector.com\/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-4\">What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n<p>list is broken down by orifice.  here&#8217;s the most important one (Rectum?  Damn near killed &#8217;em!):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/list-of-things-stuck-up-butts-2023-2023-12-27-04-33-50.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"416\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/list-of-things-stuck-up-butts-2023-2023-12-27-04-33-50-416x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-31196\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/list-of-things-stuck-up-butts-2023-2023-12-27-04-33-50-416x1024.jpg 416w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/list-of-things-stuck-up-butts-2023-2023-12-27-04-33-50-122x300.jpg 122w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/list-of-things-stuck-up-butts-2023-2023-12-27-04-33-50-768x1891.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/list-of-things-stuck-up-butts-2023-2023-12-27-04-33-50-624x1536.jpg 624w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/list-of-things-stuck-up-butts-2023-2023-12-27-04-33-50-832x2048.jpg 832w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/list-of-things-stuck-up-butts-2023-2023-12-27-04-33-50-750x1846.jpg 750w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/list-of-things-stuck-up-butts-2023-2023-12-27-04-33-50-675x1662.jpg 675w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/list-of-things-stuck-up-butts-2023-2023-12-27-04-33-50.jpg 959w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 416px) 100vw, 416px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/13098712\/166770752#c166770752\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">this respose<\/a> in the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/13098712\/Did-splits-near-a-screwdriver-Accidentally-sat-on-cone-shaped-toy-Was-trying-to-be-funny-Yep-its-that-time-of-year-again#new\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">fark.com thread<\/a> is why i read fark.  so many funny people.  might be bs, but story made me laugh so hard my stomach was aching.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/list-of-things-stuck-up-buttsfark-2023-12-27-04-45-09.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"846\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/list-of-things-stuck-up-buttsfark-2023-12-27-04-45-09-846x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-31199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/list-of-things-stuck-up-buttsfark-2023-12-27-04-45-09-846x1024.jpg 846w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/list-of-things-stuck-up-buttsfark-2023-12-27-04-45-09-248x300.jpg 248w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/list-of-things-stuck-up-buttsfark-2023-12-27-04-45-09-768x930.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/list-of-things-stuck-up-buttsfark-2023-12-27-04-45-09-1269x1536.jpg 1269w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/list-of-things-stuck-up-buttsfark-2023-12-27-04-45-09-750x908.jpg 750w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/list-of-things-stuck-up-buttsfark-2023-12-27-04-45-09-1226x1484.jpg 1226w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/list-of-things-stuck-up-buttsfark-2023-12-27-04-45-09-675x817.jpg 675w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/list-of-things-stuck-up-buttsfark-2023-12-27-04-45-09.jpg 1340w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 846px) 100vw, 846px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Holidays to one and all. It\u2019s time to gather \u2019round the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[282],"tags":[300],"class_list":["post-31193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-article","tag-butts","wpcat-282-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31193"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31198,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31193\/revisions\/31198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}