{"id":23338,"date":"2022-11-07T03:11:41","date_gmt":"2022-11-07T08:11:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ckms.ca\/?p=23338"},"modified":"2022-11-07T03:17:08","modified_gmt":"2022-11-07T08:17:08","slug":"meet-useless-farm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/?p=23338","title":{"rendered":"Meet Useless (Animal) Farm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignright\" src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0537\/1084\/8173\/files\/IMG_9554_0897c301-efc7-4617-9152-edeb438aef89_400x.jpg?v=1613730893\" alt=\"\" width=\"266\" height=\"266\" \/><span style=\"font-size: inherit;\">Poor Sweet Michael Literal elevator music playing in his brain 24\/7. Consistant hay hanging out the side of his mouth &#8211;\u00a0 he does not know it\u2019s there. Poor sweet thing and doesn\u2019t have a single thought behind those eyes. Just one lonesome brain cell bouncing around in there like a game of pong.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Source: <em><a href=\"https:\/\/uselessfarm.com\/pages\/meet-the-farm\">Meet Useless Farm<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Be sure to read Doug the Mini Donkey entry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/goo.gl\/maps\/y9KmjBfpSMR5P29DA\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">north of Kingston<\/a>, so a ~2 hr drive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Sweet Michael Literal elevator music playing in his brain 24\/7. Consistant&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[282],"tags":[73,147],"class_list":["post-23338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-article","tag-funny","tag-ontario","wpcat-282-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}