{"id":20402,"date":"2022-06-23T02:56:40","date_gmt":"2022-06-23T06:56:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ckms.ca\/?p=20402"},"modified":"2022-06-23T02:56:40","modified_gmt":"2022-06-23T06:56:40","slug":"two-kraft-dinner-the-proper-canadian-english-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/?p=20402","title":{"rendered":"Two Kraft Dinner (the proper Canadian English) stories."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I have two Kraft Dinner (the proper Canadian English) stories.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Late teens, drop out of school, kicked out of house, stay with militia buddies until I join regular forces. We lived on very little money. We once stole a case of 48 Kraft Dinner off the loading dock of a nearby A&amp;P. We staged it as a military operation, determined the details by observing for a few day, etc. Wore camo and such for the mission. Not real uniforms! We weren&#8217;t that dumb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My mom made the most delicious macaroni &amp; cheese often for lazy simple Sunday supper. Bag of elbow mac, most, if not all of a jar of Kraft Cheese Whiz (think Velveeta but a bit darker orange). Heavens! Occasionally ruined by the addition of roughly chopped canned tomatoes. Which I had to eat because there was no picking out the tomatoes in our house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m nearly 60 and I still have a pot of Kraft Dinner once every couple months. Yes, a pot. Both in a pot and a pot of. The one it was cooked in, obviously.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes, it&#8217;s not as good as it once was. Nothing ever is. I add a few TB of &#8220;cheese powder&#8221; from the bulk store. Nutritional yeast if I&#8217;ve stock. And at least twice the butter. NOT MARGERINE YOU HEATHENS!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Good Times!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have two Kraft Dinner (the proper Canadian English) stories. Late teens,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[282],"tags":[84,1197,12,1353,919],"class_list":["post-20402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-article","tag-canada","tag-cheese","tag-food","tag-kraft-dinner","tag-mine","wpcat-282-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}