{"id":1577,"date":"2017-04-28T00:48:39","date_gmt":"2017-04-28T04:48:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ckms.ca\/?p=1577"},"modified":"2017-04-28T00:48:39","modified_gmt":"2017-04-28T04:48:39","slug":"i-love-you-harbor-freight-but-you-smell-like-plastic-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/?p=1577","title":{"rendered":"I Love You Harbor Freight, But You Smell Like Plastic Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>As I&#8217;m typing this, somewhere nearby is a transmission jack that I own. There&#8217;s also a mini tire changer and a portable wheel balancer and a five-ton gear puller. Five tons! That&#8217;s a frigload of tons!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Source: <em><a href=\"http:\/\/jalopnik.com\/5959822\/i-love-you-harbor-freight-but-you-smell-like-plastic-hell\">I Love You Harbor Freight, But You Smell Like Plastic Hell<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I&#8217;m typing this, somewhere nearby is a transmission jack that I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[73,71],"class_list":["post-1577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-funny","tag-want"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1577"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1577\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}