{"id":13030,"date":"2021-09-07T16:35:58","date_gmt":"2021-09-07T20:35:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ckms.ca\/?p=13030"},"modified":"2021-09-07T16:36:53","modified_gmt":"2021-09-07T20:36:53","slug":"the-sneeze-half-zine-half-blog-half-not-good-with-fractions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/?p=13030","title":{"rendered":"The Sneeze &#8211; Steve Don&#8217;t Eat It! &#8211; Beggin Strips"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesneeze.com\/mt-archives\/000070.php\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/strip.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"231\" height=\"173\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Source: <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesneeze.com\/mt-archives\/000070.php\">The Sneeze &#8211; Half zine. Half blog. Half not good with fractions.<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>A classic.\u00a0 He makes a BLT (Beggin&#8217; Strips, Lettuce, Tomato).\u00a0 It&#8217;s awful.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In closing, the only silver lining to this dark dark cloud is I have figured out why so many dogs lick their own assholes. They are trying to kill the taste of Beggin&#8217; Strips. (By the way, it doesn&#8217;t work.)&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Source: The Sneeze &#8211; Half zine. Half blog. Half not good with&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[330,12],"class_list":["post-13030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dogs","tag-food","wpcat-1-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13030"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13030\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}