{"id":110,"date":"2009-04-22T00:34:21","date_gmt":"2009-04-22T04:34:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ckms.ca\/?p=110"},"modified":"2009-04-22T00:34:21","modified_gmt":"2009-04-22T04:34:21","slug":"no-eye-contact-glasses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/?p=110","title":{"rendered":"No Eye Contact &#8220;Glasses&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In case you want to look at a male gorilla and not piss him off, where these:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_111\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-111\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-111\" title=\"no-eye-contact-glasses-4250-1239907127-17\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/no-eye-contact-glasses-4250-1239907127-17-300x196.jpg\" alt=\"No Eye Contact Glasses\" width=\"300\" height=\"196\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/no-eye-contact-glasses-4250-1239907127-17-300x196.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/no-eye-contact-glasses-4250-1239907127-17.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-111\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">No Eye Contact Glasses<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Apparently they give these away at the Rotterdam Zoo, after a woman was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crinordic.com\/2906\/2007\/05\/22\/198@229721.htm\">attacked<\/a> by their Western Gorilla.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you want to look at a male gorilla and not&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[5,6,9],"class_list":["post-110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-humour","tag-iwant","tag-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}