{"id":10166,"date":"2021-04-13T00:14:16","date_gmt":"2021-04-13T04:14:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ckms.ca\/?p=10166"},"modified":"2021-04-13T00:14:16","modified_gmt":"2021-04-13T04:14:16","slug":"move-over-keno-elon-musks-dumb-tesla-tunnel-now-the-lamest-thing-in-las-vegas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/?p=10166","title":{"rendered":"Move Over, Keno! Elon Musk&#8217;s Dumb Tesla Tunnel Now The Lamest Thing In Las Vegas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jalopnik.com\/move-over-keno-elon-musks-dumb-tesla-tunnel-now-the-l-1846654974\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/rg9kex9yk8yp3dzyncvc.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"279\" height=\"157\" \/><\/a>In a revelation that surprised absolutely nobody who\u2019s been paying even the smallest bit of attention to Elon Musk\u2019s under-Vegas tunnel project for the past few years, the underground loop beneath the Las Vegas Convention center was finally unveiled today, and it\u2019s about as exciting as a sheet of unpainted drywall discarded in a closed office park. It\u2019s just some Tesla Model 3s driving slowly in a tube, and if that gets you excited then I hope you enjoy the many orgasms you get while driving down a spiral ramp in a parking deck.<\/p>\n<p>Source: <em><a href=\"https:\/\/jalopnik.com\/move-over-keno-elon-musks-dumb-tesla-tunnel-now-the-l-1846654974\">Move Over, Keno! Elon Musk&#8217;s Dumb Tesla Tunnel Now The Lamest Thing In Las Vegas<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a revelation that surprised absolutely nobody who\u2019s been paying even the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[97,140,123],"class_list":["post-10166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-elon-musk","tag-paul","tag-tesla","wpcat-1-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ckms.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}